February 24, 2009

Appropriate during this economy!

Even though I posted this last summer, as I listen to people complain about our “depressed economy”, I thought it might be appropriate again.  So read on…  A man lived by the side of the road and sold hot dogs. He was hard of hearing so he had no radio. He had trouble with his eyes so he read no newspapers. But he sold good hot dogs. He put up signs on the highway telling how good they were. He stood by the side of the road and cried: “Buy a hot dog, Mister!” And people bought. He increased his meat […]
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June 19, 2008

How To Invite A Depression

A man lived by the side of the road and sold hot dogs. He was hard of hearing so he had no radio. He had trouble with his eyes so he read no newspapers. But he sold good hot dogs. He put up signs on the highway telling how good they were. He stood by the side of the road and cried: “Buy a hot dog, Mister!” And people bought. He increased his meat and bun orders. He bought a bigger stove to take care of his trade. He got his son home from college to help him. But then […]
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October 16, 2007

Humor!

“Hello, is this here the Sheriff’s Office?” “Yes, what can I do for you?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He’s drillin’ holes in his firewood and hiding marijuana inside!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, the Sherriff & his deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone rings at Virgil’s house… “Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?” “Yeah!” “Did they split yer […]
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